| CAST | ||
| Brand | Alex van Warmerdam | |
| Keet | Annet Malherbe | |
| Lena | Ariane Schluter | |
| Kleine Teun | Tomas te Wierik | |
| Sebastiaan te Wierik | ||
| slager | Aat Ceelen | |
| koster | Beppe Costa | |
| baby | Joeri Keyzers | |
| baby | Rick Keyzers | |
| jonge moeder | Maike Meijer | |
| man bij strobalen | Thomas Rap | |
| vriendin | Hanneke Riemer | |
| priester | Dolf Sauter | |
| klant | Anneke van der Poll | |
| misdienaar | Houk van Warmerdam | |
| buurman | Marc van Warmerdam | |
| misdienaar | Mees van Warmerdam | |
| CREW | ||
| scenario, regie & muziek | Alex van Warmerdam | |
| executive producer | Patricia McMahon | |
| producent | Ton Schippers, | |
| Alex van Warmerdam, | ||
| & Marc van Warmerdam | ||
| camera | Marc Felperlaan | |
| montage | Stefan Kamp | |
| production design | Rikke Jelier & Alfred Schaaf | |
| kostuum ontwerp | Leonie Polak | |
| make-up | Winnie Gallis | |
| make-up | Dorota Horonska | |
| eerste regie assistent | Marc van der Bijl | |
| geluids montage | Peter Flamman | |
| geluid | Ben Zijlstra | |
| stunts | Marco Maas | |
| stunts | Diana Wiersma | |
| stunt coordinator | Willem de Beukelaer | |
| gaffer | Erwin Roodhart | |
| script supervisor | Katja Sobrino | |
| gaffer | Erik Van Wouden | |
| assistent electricien | Kim van Honschooten | |
